The Poor Man’s Guide to Internet Marketing – Free Today Only – Limited Quantities*

*Note: this is a digital product which, as you know, degrades after so many copies are sold.

We’ve all seen it. We’ve all bought it. We’ve all paid $27, $47, $97, $197 or maybe more for it. So here it is for free. Your very own, handy dandy, Poor Man’s Guide to Internet Marketing. That’s right. You don’t need a product. You don’t need any technical skills, like how to spell HTML. You don’t even need a house or a car or clothes. You just need to be able to turn on a computer and click a mouse.

1. Market and Niche Research

Find a market that has tons of rabid, passionate fanatical buyers. Now find a niche within this market that has the hottest selling products on the planet. This step is sooo easy. If you can’t do it, don’t worry it’s not that important.

2. Keyword Research

Find keyword phrases that are being searched for heavily, but have few sites that Google has indexed.

3. Find a Product

There are loads of products to promote out there. Go get one. (Especially go to Clickbank. I can’t stress this enough.)

4. Register a Domain

It should be something like this: www.YourKeywordand/orProduct.com. Don’t worry if it’s already taken. I’m not.

5. Get Hosting

I reccommend that you get hosting from the one that I am an affiliate for: http://www.superdupercheapdomainsareus.chi

6. Install a WordPress Blog

This is so easy we won’t mention it. But, if you should have problems, search the internet for WordPress tutorials. There’s bound to be someone that can help you.

7. Add Offer and Content

Write  10 to 20 really good original articles. If you can’t write, and I’ll assume you can’t, outsource it to my affiliate (http://www.thirdworldslavelabor.su). As for the offer and super high quality professional sales copy (with graphics that cost $1,997), I can’t really tell you how to do it unless you want to upgrade. <Click Here If You Do, Almost Everyone Does>

8. Get traffic

I’m a little iffy on this one.

9. Get Paid

Within a matter of minutes you should be making 6 figures if you have followed my instructions. If you’re not then something is seriously wrong with you. A monkey’s grandmother could do it. <Click Here for Proof: actual clickbank screenshots from three years ago, and that’s just one account>

10. Repeat Steps 1-9

Now you should be making 7 figures and, of course, writing your own course.

All seriousness aside, if you have tried this and were successful, please leave a comment. I’d (we’d) love to hear about it.